5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Congratulations on continuing to exist.

Inside

Genuinely impressive, given everything. Happy birthday.

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What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Another lap around the sun.

Statistically, this is one of your better remaining birthdays.

Another year of you.

I didn't forget.