Greeting cards

Cards for the occasions
nobody makes cards for.

Birthdays and anniversaries, yes. Also finishing the show, surviving the family visit, and the dog dying. Sincere through to pitch black.

A few of them

Congratulations on your new personality.

There isn't a right thing to say.

A card, because that is what one does.

You finally did the thing you talked about for four years.

Another lap around the sun.

Still choosing you.

Anyone who says it was “just a dog” never had one.

You rang the bell.

Ten of one card for $24.99 — $2.50 each. Cheaper than a single card almost anywhere else.

A variety pack of ten designs, your pick, for $59.99.

Buy the digital version and print it at home. Instant, and it arrives before the post does.

43 of our 259 cards contain swearing. They're hidden by default and marked 18+, so nobody sends their grandmother the wrong one by accident.