5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Welcome to the rest of your life.

Inside

It gets worse every year. Drink some water.

First hangoverFunny

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

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Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

You made a deal last night. This is the payment.

Today you learned you are mortal.

A rite of passage, technically.

You survived it.