5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Checking you're still alive.

Inside

You never text back. This is what you've driven me to.

Just becauseSarcastic

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

No occasion.

Everything is a lot right now.

You have cleared an extremely low bar magnificently.

I donut know what I'd do without you.