5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Congratulations on your new personality.

Inside

We look forward to hearing about nothing else. Ever.

New petSarcastic

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

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Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Your floor belongs to something else now.

A new small life, entirely dependent on you.

You do not own a cat. You have been assigned one.

Someone got very lucky today.