5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

You're kind of a big dill.

Inside

Always were. Now it's official. Congratulations.

CongratulationsDad joke

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Knew you would.

Suspiciously competent of you.

New job, new people to disappoint.

We all knew you'd get there eventually.