5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Hedging your bets with a mortgage.

Inside

Bold. Prickly business. Congratulations on the place.

New homeDad joke

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Four of those boxes will never be opened.

You now owe a bank more than you can conceive of.

A door that is yours to close.

I a-door your new place.