5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

You nailed it.

Inside

Keys, mortgage, the whole thing. Congratulations.

New homeDad joke

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Four of those boxes will never be opened.

You now owe a bank more than you can conceive of.

A door that is yours to close.

I a-door your new place.