5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Plenty more fish, apparently.

Inside

Not today though. Today we order something greasy.

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What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Your taste has improved retroactively.

The whole bed is yours now.

It's allowed to hurt even though it was right.

One day soon you'll have a good day and not notice.