5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Time to un-wind.

Inside

Forty years of winding up. Enjoy the slack.

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What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Every single day is Saturday now.

Forty years. That's a whole life of showing up.

It's about time.

No need to hurry now.