5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Is this dog fur real?

Inside

Absolutely paw-some. I'll see myself out. Congratulations.

New petDad joke

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Congratulations on your new personality.

Your floor belongs to something else now.

A new small life, entirely dependent on you.

You do not own a cat. You have been assigned one.