5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Let's taco 'bout how great you are.

Inside

I've prepared remarks. They're extensive.

Just becauseDad joke

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

No occasion.

Checking you're still alive.

Everything is a lot right now.

You have cleared an extremely low bar magnificently.