5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

Feeling a bit crabby?

Inside

Understandable. Shell it out to me whenever.

Just becauseDad joke

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

Buy it as

Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

No occasion.

Checking you're still alive.

Everything is a lot right now.

You have cleared an extremely low bar magnificently.