5" × 7" folded, envelope included. Printed to order.

You've got to be kitten me.

Inside

Another one? Delighted for you. Genuinely.

New petDad joke

What you get

All 10 cards are this design. Right for holiday cards and thank-yous.

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Printed to order with envelopes. Around 11–13 days.

Congratulations on your new personality.

Your floor belongs to something else now.

A new small life, entirely dependent on you.

You do not own a cat. You have been assigned one.