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Another lap around the sun.
birthday · funny
Congratulations on continuing to exist.
birthday · sarcastic
Statistically, this is one of your better remaining birthdays.
birthday · dark
Another year of you.
birthday · sincere
I didn't forget.
birthday · funny
You don't look a day over what you actually are.
birthday · sarcastic
This card cost more than your present.
birthday · sarcastic
You're not old. You're just further along.
birthday · dark
I got you this birthday cod.
birthday · dadjoke
You're one in a melon.
birthday · dadjoke
Hoppy birthday.
birthday · dadjoke
Have an a-maize-ing birthday.
birthday · dadjoke
You're pretty fly for an old guy.
birthday · dadjoke
Aged to purr-fection.
birthday · dadjoke
Lettuce celebrate.
birthday · dadjoke
You're the mane event.
birthday · dadjoke
Berry happy birthday.
birthday · dadjoke
Hoppy birthday, you old hare.
birthday · dadjoke
Complete otter nonsense, this card.
birthday · dadjoke