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Congratulations on your new personality.
new pet · sarcastic
Your floor belongs to something else now.
new pet · funny
A new small life, entirely dependent on you.
new pet · sincere
You do not own a cat. You have been assigned one.
new pet · sarcastic
Someone got very lucky today.
new pet · sincere
Is this dog fur real?
new pet · dadjoke
You've got to be kitten me.
new pet · dadjoke
A new one never replaces the last one.
new pet · sad